Ever tried to combine washing with some fun? Must confess, I did. Not by sitting on it, but by standing in front 😉
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Fetish food. Part IV. More demotivators.
Mostly, “fetish food” “makers” use chicken for their kinky experiments (perfect demotivators, in my opinion).
I find ice-cream cocks OK. But, as always, your mileage may vary 😉
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Freud’s childhood
This is how Mr. Freud came up with his oral, anal, etc. phases 😉
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Do you have kids? Close the door!
In the play mood? Kids at home or about to be there? Do not forget to close the door!
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Family, Kids and fetish moments. What excites you is…
A blue eyed blonde was doing something in a TV ad. We were half-watching what’s going on on the screen:
Daughter: She’s very plastic. Like Barbie.
Me: Yeah, blond hair, blue eyes, absent face expression, no emotions, boring. Nothing exciting…
Daughter: Of course she does not excite you.
Me (already thinking about something else): What does excite me?
Daughter: Bound girls in pantyhose and latex.
Yeah, even I could not have formulated it better… But… we did not talk about bondage…
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Family, Kids and fetish moments. Where’s my swimsuit?
Daughter: Does anybody know where my swimsuit is?
Me (jokingly): Do you think I’m wearing it?
Daughter: Nah, can’t be. It’s not a one-piece suit I’m looking for, so you wouldn’t wear it. You do not like separates. He-he…
Very true.
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Condoms, Collections and Sausages
Doctor: Soooo, what’s the problem?
Patient: I like sausages.
Doctor: Sausages? What’s wrong with them? I like them too.
Patient: Really? Cool! Would you like to have a look at my collection?
Very related forum thread: Have I got too much fetish gear?. How big are your (fetish) collections? Post photos in the forum!
Family, Kids and fetish moments. Wetlook leggings
For our daughter we bought wetlook leggings in this shop. She has been looking for shiny latex-, vinyl- or leather-like leggings/tights for some time, and though the eBay description did not look very trustworthy, for $5 with free shipping you do not lose anything, do you?
The delivery was exceptionally fast, but as we expected there was neither shine or leather-look, nor 100% opacity. BUT! The leggings were so silky-soft to touch, so my daughter could not stop caressing her legs. And if she’s happy, we’re happy too.
The same day she was wearing these leggings, low cut singlet, high-heeled boots and leather jacket. We were getting late for the training, so I jumped into the car with: Continue reading “Family, Kids and fetish moments. Wetlook leggings”
Kids and fetish moments again
My wife and I were doing something in the kitchen while our daughter was watching TV. Almost a quarter to midnight, when it’s quite common to see sex/erotic ads (0906-xxxx) during commercial breaks.
Daughter: Heeeey! Pr0n!
Me: (after a long staring at the screen with two naked women doing something supposedly sexy) Why do I not like it?
Daughter: Mmm… Probably because they are not bound?
Me: !!!!….???…
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What fetishist’s wife is wearing
My wife and I are stepping out of the car. I noticed a reflection of a street lamp on my pantyhose:
Me: Heeey! My pantyhose are shining!
Wife: And mine are not.
Me: And why are your pantyhose not shining?
Wife: Because I’m not wearing pantyhose.
Me: Yeah… And who’s saying that? A fetishist’s wife…
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