Tag: humour

Stumbled upon on eBay: latex fetish bondage truck. A toy for your kids?

Naughty toys must be delivered somehow from manufacturers to warehouses. So it would be logical to assume that the related companies have dedicated trucks for the purpose. And the truck should look accordingly, of course: with external promotion ads. In this particular case of fetish and bondage paraphernalia – bound beauties clad in latex.

Anything for your kids to play with? Errmmm… I mean the lorries? The toys, that is? Not the toys from the inside of the trucks. And not the girls from the outside. On the other hand… How old are your kids? 😀

Found here: the items, the seller.

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How many pantyhose can you put on and “exciting” ballet training

38 in this video. And he can’t bend his knees anymore 😉

Thanks to Kaproniik and RGB

See also Men in pantyhose forum thread

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Check your kids homework or When I grow up…

When I grow up … I want to be like mommy!”

Not sure how fake this drawing is, but according to the legend, a girl drew picture of what her mother did for a living. The teacher sent a note home asking about the odd drawing.

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What are you wearing? Demotivators of the day

Lady Arrakis' fetish and bondage artSimplicity does not always work like it should. There is nothing simpler than two naked bodies making sex with each other. But we want to spice things up, we need details, attributes, special materials, certain colours, icings to spawn, keep or increase the excitement.

Not bare skin, but shiny latex or nylon. Not just a baggage strap with a ratchet, but neat rows of glossy rope. Not masturbation with your lead hand, but desperate convulsive jerks of self-trussed, self-bound, self-plugged and self-gagged own body. Not an old egg-shaped vibrator, but a multichannel oscilloscope-like device, wires, USB cables, connectors, gel-pads, tri-phase electrostimulation and specially crafted musical files with hands free orgasm symphonies.

No, we are not looking for easy ways… And all that hassle is just for an internal and external erection…

By Lady Arrakis

Chinese latex manufacturers. Demotivators of the day

First of all, I’d like to compliment China on their economic success. They do everything. They can everything. And the quality can be breathtaking. But …

1. …. it all depends on how much you finally pay.
2. …. they are breathtakingly good at copying.

Why do we so readily go to eBay and buy Chinese copies? Because they cost a fraction of what Simon O, House of Harlot, Atsuko Kudo, Demask, etc ask.

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Family, kids, fetish moments and high heels

I was trying to fix our dishwasher today and had to crawl around in a squatting position for quite a while. When I complained about my knees, my son calmly remarked:”Just put on high heels”.

And no, he did not see me wearing them.

(Just in case if someone didn’t get it – it’s much easier to squat on high heels. )

See also Family, friends, colleagues and fetish moments or Home together.