My wife and I are stepping out of the car. I noticed a reflection of a street lamp on my pantyhose:

Me: Heeey! My pantyhose are shining!
Wife: And mine are not.
Me: And why are your pantyhose not shining?
Wife: Because I’m not wearing pantyhose.
Me: Yeah… And who’s saying that? A fetishist’s wife…

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