My wife and I were doing something in the kitchen while our daughter was watching TV. Almost a quarter to midnight, when it’s quite common to see sex/erotic ads (0906-xxxx) during commercial breaks.

Daughter: Heeeey! Pr0n!
Me: (after a long staring at the screen with two naked women doing something supposedly sexy) Why do I not like it?
Daughter: Mmm… Probably because they are not bound?
Me: !!!!….???…

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