Not sure how fake this drawing is, but according to the legend, a girl drew picture of what her mother did for a living. The teacher sent a note home asking about the odd drawing.
Dear Ms Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more.
Unfortunately, you can’t check the classwork. Are you sure your kids do not know what’s in your “toolbox” or secret drawer?