Bondage art, bondage humour, Bondage dreams or
Sometimes you just need to talk

bondage dreams

Very philosophical pictures. Indeed, who knows, probably your partner, your colleague, your friend, your neighbour secretly desires something you stopped even dreaming about?

Or a little bit different? Two jokes have been posted to 3xl blog article:

A couple meet in a bar, and over a few drinks discover a mutual interest in kinky sex. So eventually they retire to her place.

She excuses herself to go change into something a little more…different. She comes back out twenty-five minutes later wearing thigh-high boots, an hour glass corset, opera gloves, and an executioners hood, cracks a bull whip and says “On your knees, slave.”

He, sitting naked on the couch, smoking a cigarette, looks up and asks “What are you going on about?”

She replies “I thought we were going to have kinky sex.”

He exhales smoke and says “Well, I already shat in your purse and fucked your dog. What else is there?”

A man and a lady in the bar:.
The man stands up, come to the lady’s table and asks:
Guy:”Madam, are you into kinky sex?”
Girl:”No! What are you talking about? That I’m some kind of a freak?”
After a short pause she asks him:
Girl:”And you, are you into kinky sex?”
Guy:”No! Thank God, no! I’m not a pervert!” and he comes back to his table.
“What a pity… ” sighed both of them.

5 thoughts on “Bondage art, bondage humour, Bondage dreams or
Sometimes you just need to talk”

  1. Masochist to sadist: I’m a masochist, please treat me really badly!

    Sadist replies: No!

  2. I love the old jokes!

    Masochist to sadist: tie me up! (Sadist ties her up)
    Masochist to sadist: tie me tighter! (Sadist ties her tighter)
    Masochist to sadist: Tighter! (Sadist ties her up)
    Masochist to sadist: Pinch my nipples! (Sadist pinches her nipples)
    Masochist to sadist: Harder! (Sadist pinches harder)
    Masochist to sadist: HARDER! (Sadist pinches HARDER)
    Masochist to sadist: HARDER! Make me CUM!
    Sadist to masochist No…

    I also love the artwork of Dave Annis (try here for some more: http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=1639435)

    I also recall a site called ‘Deep Hell’ which had some excellent ‘poser art’ (is that the correct term?) of damsels in self-bondage – alas it has long since gone… wish I’d downloaded some of the images.

    Oh well…

    Enjoy life when you can

    MJ

  3. Quite a philosophical blog indeed. I especially like the top two pictures. It’s only recently that I found out that there’s indeed such a thing as girls / women that are interested or at least curious about bondage. A friend of mine found out about my interests and became more and more curious about bondage. After answering quite a few questions (typesof bondage, positions, possibilities, trust, ‘Not purely sexually, right?’) she wondered if I could tie her up some time. I hadto clear this with my GF, but she didn’t think it was a problem and even offered to help..

    It’s funny: Some time ago, Like Ra posted a blog about a youtube video in which 6 girls had their arms tied behind their back in various ways. Together they played a game of football. I cynically commented that the only way for me to do something like that is to pay the girls. Like Ra replied to that with ‘Or Play the girls. ;-)’ Back then I didn’t figure much of that.. But with my GF already comfortable with it, another asking by herself if I could tie her up sometime, I’m kind of starting to wonder how realistic a project like that truely is… ^_^

  4. Tinkering_daemon ” wrote:

    But with my GF already comfortable with it, another asking by herself if I could tie her up sometime, I’m kind of starting to wonder how realistic a project like that truely is…

    BTW, how’s your progress? ;-P

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