Our dialogue from yesterday:

Me (meaning another language): How do you pronounce “bandage”?
Daughter (big eyes): ??????
Me: With “a” not with “o”, you pervert!
Daughter (doubles over in hysterical laughter): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Hey, nothing funny! I meant “knee bandage”!
Daughter (catching breath): Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!! I thought you should know how to pronounce “bondage”!

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