One morning I was thinking which pantyhose to pull on, when my wife tossed me an unopened pack – tiger striped dark pink 20den look Falke. They were very slippery, so I could barely walk downstairs.

Reaction of my kids:

Daughter: Wow! Cool! I wish they were saturated pink all the way up, just as around your ankles.

Son: What’s that? Take it off.

5 hi-rez photos below.

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