Self-Bondage Techniques    21 Replies

This thread is dedicated (self-)bondage related designs based on Arduino controllers.

Arduino is an open-source electronics prototyping platform based on flexible, easy-to-use hardware and software. It's intended for artists, designers, hobbyists, and anyone interested in creating interactive objects or environments.

Arduino can sense the environment by receiving input from a variety of sensors and can affect its surroundings by controlling lights, motors, and other actuators. The microcontroller on the board is programmed using the Arduino programming language (based on Wiring) and the Arduino development environment (based on Processing). Arduino projects can be stand-alone or they can communicate with software on running on a computer (e.g. Flash, Processing, MaxMSP).

Links:

Arduino web-site
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Self-Bondage Session ideas, requests and fiction    3 Replies

Sorry for take so long posting here this scenario.

If you have an office chair at home, then you can give this a try:


A is an office chair 8)

B is a radiator, but it can be wherever you can tie some ropes or chains (a door, a fence, a towel holder, etc...)

C is a chain that will tie you to the radiator, so until the first release method works you will be not able to get away from the starter position (so nippleclamps will still teasing you and you'll have to wait in order to get free)

D is a rope tied to the battery holder of a wired vibrator (or buttplug) so when you can separate from wall it will activate the batteries (explained later)

E are two ropes that links two clothespins clamping your nipples to the radiator, so when you can move you'll have to pull them (ouch)

F is an alternative (or can be combined) to E. You can tie the clothespins (or if you have nippleclamps it will work better then) so when you separate from the radiator the weigh will fall pulling all the time the nippleclamps

G are the clothespins (or, if you're using the weigh, the they can be nippleclamps).

H is the batteries holder of a wired vibrator (or buttplug... Or both at the same time!) See the photo below to see how to connect it to activate the vibration when you move away from the radiator.

I is a chain or a rope that will link your tied ankles to the base of the chair, letting you only make very little "steps"

J is a chain that ties your hands (that are cuffed) to the base of the chair, just letting you raise a little your hands to get the keys.

K are the vibrators and buttplugs that will be playing during the session

L are anklecuffs, In the images is not very well detailed, but your legs must be tied together

M are handcuffs or leathercuffs. They will have to be conected will a longer than normal chain (and notice that you'll have to release yourself just using only one hand, so you'll better have to use some padlocks on the middle of the chain). If you can't manage to unlock padlock you can tie yourself wih chains and zipties and use scissors instead of keys as release method.

N is the first release method. Until it works you will can not reach the keys that opens the padlock that keeps you tied to the wall (C)

And how do I untie my hands when I can move with the office chair making tiny steps (and blinfoled, of course)...

Tachan:


Get some keys and magnets and hang the keys with the magnets from all your light in the house (rope long enough to let you catch it sitting in the office chair).
The funiest way of doing that is do not knowing wich key is the good one, so you'll have to go through the house blinded testing everykey... and with the vibrators working... but how do we make them works when we get apart from the radiator.

Take a look at:


You'll have to remove the cover of the batteries (and secure them at place with zip tie (in this picture it will be Q)

O is the wire that goes to the vibrator/butplugg and D is the rope that ties the battery holder to the radiator.

P is a little piece of plastic that cut the circuit of the batteries and that when it is removed (is tied to the radiator with D) it lets the batteries do their work (think when you've bought an alarm clock, most of them came with a plastic like that)

I hope you'll find this one interesting.

Needless to say that I apologize for any grammar error

Greets from Barcelona

Self-Bondage Session ideas, requests and fiction    1 Replies

Sorry for take so long posting here this scenario.

Hello again.

This is a scenario that can be only performed for ladies:

We need to have a corridor with a door on each side like this:


We will tie with zipties a chain from one door's handle to the another.


We also are going to need a radiator that will heat the chain:


So when we have all setup it will look like this:


and like this:


A is the chain that goes from one door's handle to the other (and passes through your crotch :twisted: )

B are clothespins clamping your nipples and tied to the front door, so pulling them you can free your nipples (but, as you'll have your feet tied you'll make very shorty steps and pulling the clothespins is going to hurt). It can be even more painful having more than one clothespin on each nipple and differents ropes lenghs.

C is a radiator or a heater that will heat the chain, making you feel very unconfortable as the chain gains temperature. It has to be conected to the power switch with a timer that will stop it when you've programed to stop.

D Is the first of the releases methods. It has to be faster than E

E The second release method. If you choose to leave the starter position due to the nippleclamps or the heat of the chain you can always get free (but waiting a bit longer)

F and G are the nastier creams that you can handle in your crotch. Spicy sauce, cold creams (the ones to reduce fat), etc... if you want to stop the pain in your nipple or you can't handle the heat of the chain you'll have to pass through. (please, make sure that the substaneces that you're going to use ca be heated a little without problems

I is a little chain or rope that will make sure that the big chain is always touching your crotch even if the big chain is not tigh enough. (little chains slides better than the big ones, as usual make your tests).

and J is a little block of ice that will not let you step back until the chain heated it a little and it melts.

It can also be played without a corridor, just with a door and another point to tie the end of the chain (it has not to be tighted: I will make the work.
And of course you can change the heater for more clothespins.

I hope you like it!

Greets from Barcelona

Self-Bondage Session ideas, requests and fiction    No Replies

A Is an anchor point on the wall, like the ones to leave the towels.

B Are a pair of nippleclamps. They are connected to A. If you have one of those that the more you pull, the more they strech it will be perfect. Make sure that you link they to the wall in a way that if you are standing on your tiptoes then they do not pull your nipples. Clothespins can be used too.

C Is a chastity belt. Just to make sure that even if you can reach it with your hands you'll not be able to remove the buttplug. (tomorrow I'll post photos of my homemade chastity best)

D Handcuffs. They're conected to E

E A chain that links your hancuffed hands to a collar, so it doesn't let you reach the chastity belt or try to remove the tubes of the buttplug.

F An inflatable buttplug secured into you with C. The tubes have been extended to put the valve under your feet. (check your local hardware store for pneumatic tubes and connectors).

G Is a collar linked to A with a chain to prevent you to pull out your nipples clamps or just to make sure you're not going tu turn 180 degress and rest your back against the wall.

H Is your key to freedom. Use the release method that you prefer. Let me recomend you the Selfbondage CD Tray Opener Beta 3.0.

I Is the valve to inflate the buttplug. You can use two of them with the same buttplug (using a conector like K); one valve for your buttplug and another one for an infatable plug (only players with vagina), or just one valve under one foot, so as you'll have your feet tied together if you don't stay on your tiptoes you'll press the valve and you'll inflate the buttplug. You can also put on pantihose to prevent the valve to moves from the bottom of your feet.

J Something attached to your heels that hurts when you put all your weight on it. It can be a chain. This will prevent you from just stay standing without being in your tiptoes.

K The connector of the tubes from the valve(s) to the inflatable plug(s)

L Is a backpack with weight to make the session funnier (you'll get tired before, when you put your weight on your heels it will be more painful, etc...)

M Is a laptop. You can run the Selfbondage CD Tray Opener Beta 3 to tease you when you make a sound or a movement (external devices are required).
To see how it works take a look at: http://www.likera.com/forum/mybb/showthread.php?tid=400

Of course you can use your favorite gag, blindfolds, etc...

This is how I keep my buttplug on place (it looks like that one):


First of all we need a keyring (one of those that you have to use a screwdriver to separate the coils) and two chains.


The diameter of the keyring must be enough to let the tubes and cables of the buttplug pass though it. The long of the chains depends on every user.

I also have a cheap cotton belt that I secure to me with a padlock:


So when we'll get the plug inserted into us the whole thing may look like this:



The single chain goes to the back and as it is not long enough to arrive to the belt we will fasten it (and secure it) with a ziptie:


Finally we will make the same in the fronside with the longest chain with two zipties:



In that way I can't take the buttplug even reaching it with the hands.

Sorry for my bad English.

Self-Bondage Session ideas, requests and fiction    No Replies

Sorry for take so long posting here this scenario. New ones will be posted here at the same time than at boundanna and boundforum.

This scenario is more difficult to explain than to performance so I'll try to do my best trying to explain it:
(as soon as you get the idea it is the simplest thing)

First of all we need an inflatable buttplug where we are going to tie to chains with two little zip ties to the tubes of the buttplug:


A is the key of your handcuffs that will make you free. To get it you'll have to push out the buttplug inflated.

B is the buttplug we are going to use. If you have one that vibrates then it will be better.

C is a chain that connects the buttplug to some nippleclamps and passes through your crotch, so when you push the buttplug out you'll will pull the clamps (they must be clamps that can be taked out pulling it)

D is a chain that connect your buttplug (and the key of your handcuffs) to your neck. So when you push out the buttplug you'll can get the key just pulling the chain (and it never will fall to the floor)


The next thing we are going to do is a chastity belt like this one:


E are two chains that will prevent you to push the buttplug out until you do something. It will be better explained later.

So if we insert the buttplug inside us we will take the green chain C and will pass it to the front side of us through the crotch.
When we've done it, the we will attach some clothespins or nippleclamps like that:


C is the chain connected to out buttplug

F are clothespins or another nippleclamp than can be taked pulling it (painfully, of course).

Is funnier if you put different zip ties longitudes because it will make that the clothespins will be not removed at the same time when you push (or when you pull the red chain to get the key of the handcuffs)


So when we get the clamps on place we will look like that:


G is a big padlock that will add some weigh to the clothespins making they be more uncorfontable.

If you have a pair of those nippleclamps that the more you pull the more they press the you can have even more fun doing that:


H are those kind of clamps

I are some weigh, so if you don't keep the chain in your mouth you'll suffer a bit more during the session.
CAUTION!!! DO NOT USE THIS KIND OF CLAMPS AS F, OR YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE BACK UP RELEASE TO BE FREE!!!

When you've inserted the buttplug, secure it with the blue chain like that:


K is a 3-digits combination padlock

L is a zip tie to adjust the blue chains making sure they are very tight, so until you open the combination padlock you'll no be able to take the buttplug outside of you.

You can also tie the chains again to the belt, but take care that when you open the padlok they will fall and, the most important, when you pull the chain with the key (the red one) they don't block the raising of the key (and the attached buttplug).


This is how we are going to tie the red chain:


J is a neck collar (in the dollar store there are some very cheap for the dogs)

Please notice that the chain MUST NOT BE TIGHTED, because you're going to need some links to let the buttplug get out and it will be impossible if the red chain is tight (we already have one chastity belt 😁 )

Finally we are going to put out favorite handcuffs like that:


M our handcuffs chained to the collar, so we can't reach the buttplug to take it out or remove the clothespins

N something with a long thin chain (enough to reach the floor) and with some weigh at the end) I will explain it better later.

I've showed every step because it was very difficult to show all the chains at the same time:


This is how the scenario will look like:


O is a ring towel holder, where you are going to be tied the rest of the session

R is a chain that keeps you on place. For the boys I'll show an alternative later.

T is a blindfold. As we are going to play next to a towel holder maybe you prefer to look at you at the mirror.

S is a wire attached to P with some electric teasing (maybe a dildo for ladies...)

P is a switch that connects the teasing device. Is placed on the floor next to Q and secured with tape. (there can be more than one :twisted: )

Q is the valve of the buttplug. If you have inflated it a lot, and havin your legs tied toghether maybe you'll find very hard to push the buttplug out from you, so you can try to push the valve with N to try to desinflate the buttplug. But if you fail you'll push the switch :whip:
The valve must be secured with tape to the floor and out of reach of the feet.


The game goes like this:

You'll have to open the combination padlock without seeing it (1000 possible combinations, and an hour have 3600 seconds. . .).
When you finally open the combination padlock you'll have to push to take the buttplug out, but it will be very difficult due the size inflated and your legs tied toghether and the clothespins in the front.When you do that the you'll can pull the red chain to get the key of the handcuffs, but it will finally remove all the clothespins :whip:

Needless to say that you'll have to use a back up release!!!

If you find it very hard to take the buttplug out you can put a book between your knees before you tie them with a belt.


Bonus play for the boys:

I've modified my handcuffs cutting the chain and addind two little padlocks:


So I can put a longer chain or let one of the ends just with a chain.

In the scenario you have to have your feet tied to the towel holder to prevent you to step on the buttplug vlave, but we can also tie ourselves to the towel holder with the handcuffs doing that:

Self-Bondage Session ideas, requests and fiction    3 Replies

Hello again from Barcelona.

I've been busy these days, but here we go again:


A is an exercise bike

B is keyboard under the exercise bike. Best explained latter.

C is an Arduino Board with a servomotor connected. When it works, the servomotor presses an switch that turns K on.
The Arduino Board also rules object J. Best explained latter.

D is a computer running the "Selfbondage Fitness Unpersonal Trainer".I will release the program this week.

E Restrains for your hands and neck to keep you in place and force you to be on the bike.

F is big TV used as monitor of the computer. The best way of playing this scenario is on the living room in front of the TV (anyone said WiiFit Bondage edition?)

G is your key to freedom. Out of reach, of course. It can be released with the same computer that runs the "Fitness Unpersonal Trainer" or ,as second release method, you can use another computer runing the Selfbondage CD Tray Opener Simple Version.

H is a headset. Use it even if you are gagged. Just put the microphone next to the nose, in a way that if you breathe strongly it will activate the sound sensor of the "Fitness Unpersonal Trainer"

I are restrains that keep you sitted on your place, so when K object is "working" 😁 you get the entire punishment.

J can be a teasing device (electric buttplug) or a pleasure object (a vibrator). Anyway, secured inside of you with a chastity belt. If you choose the teasing it will be activated by the "Fitness Unpersonal Trainer" using the Arduino board when you don't make your exercise. If you choose the vibrator it will be activated by the program as a reward when you finish the session.

K a home made spanking (or whipping) machine. Best explained latter

Needless to say that the feet must e tied to the pedals...
To make the scenario more interesting:


N are nipple clamps, the ones that the more you pull, the more they strenghs

O some weigh.Think that you're going to be forced to make exercise, with a lot of movement, so this weigh is going to be moving a lot and pulling your nipples. The longer the chain, the more that this weigh will move.


To make your homemade spanking machine:


K is a drill. One of those you can choose the rotation speed.

P is an Allen Key (is that right in English??).

M is a paddle. Leather one. Can be homemade, of course.

Q zip ties to secure the paddle to the allen key (we don't want that the paddle gets out of the house through the window... no?)


If you prefer a whipping machine instead of a spanking one then:


R are wires.


If you want, you can use two spanking machines at the same time (to cover the whole area):


You just need that K spins clockwise and L anticlockwise.

If you take a look at the image you'll notice that there are zip ties triggering the drills, so when they get electricity, they start to rotate!!!


If you have problems imagining how you can tie yourself to the exercise bike then take a look at:

You can even put another padlock between the zip tie and the chain to the handcuffs. (is difficult to reach the padlock that I've drawed on the image above).


Under the exercise bike there is a keyboard. You've to secure it in its position and attach something to the pedals that presses the keys when you exercise.
Something like:

One of the pedals must hit the numbers keys and the other one the letter. The image is horrible, but image that the blue line is a spoon (I'm a little tired, I will improve this image, promise)

The goal of this scenario is that you are going to be tied, forced to do exercise and everytime you fail you are going to be punished by the "Selfbondage Fitness Unpersonal Trainer".

And how is going to tease me a computer program??
Well, I will explain it better on the post of the program, but if you buy an Arduino Board it can push switches that activates the spanking machines:


It can also rule vibrators, teasing devices as electric buttplugs... I'll explain it better in the post of the program (and you think that this post is long...)
If you do not want to buy an Arduino, the program can also tease you opening the cd tray and pushing the same stwitch than before and after some seconds closing the tray (only on PC, not on laptops), and it can tease you with sound if you have an Antibarking Collar for dogs (like the Selfbondage CD Tray Opener).

Needless to say that you can attach the barking collar wherever you want and not just in the neck:

Self-bondage General    No Replies

Here I will post the pain.exe and the exit.exe files needed to run the "Fitness Unpersonal Trainer".

If you don't know what I'm talking about please take a look at:
http://www.likera.com/forum/mybb/showthread.php?tid=521

I have divided the files in categories depending on the teasing methods used (CD tray, servomotor, activated by sound devices, etc...)

I'll release new files I'll do updating this first post. Hope that the people who know how to compile litle programs can contribute to the post.



*****     CD 1 Tray Opening Teasing
It opens the first CD unit's tray and can push a switch. After 5, 10 or 20 seconds it closes the CD Tray.
Not suitable on laptops (they can not close the CD Tray)!!!



http://www.mediafire.com/?fm3n1nflmymdlmn





*****     CD 2 Tray Opening Teasing
Same as above but it opens the second CD unit's tray and push a switch. After 5, 10 or 20 seconds it closes the CD Tray.
Not suitable on laptops (they can not close the CD Tray)!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/?i9qa3i966n32uvi





*****     CD Tray Opening Release Method
Same as using the Selfbondage CD Tray Opener. It opens the first CD unit's tray releasing the key. Can be used with laptops.



http://www.mediafire.com/?g3gpax8tb4kauqr





*****     CD Tray 2 Opening Release Method
Same as using the Selfbondage CD Tray Opener. It opens the second CD unit's tray releasing the key. Can be used with laptops.

http://www.mediafire.com/?8mis01m2qoy3xtm




*****     Activated by sound teasing devices
The program will play a sound that will activate devices as antibarking dog collars. Sound can last 5, 10 or 20 seconds.



http://www.mediafire.com/?b59nkzn240flx26




*****     Activated by sound teasing devices with sound at 50Hz
Same as above but the sound is at 50Hz for those with homemade teasing devices requering this kind of sound

http://www.mediafire.com/?iy1r5bkrxx9cyyn




*****     Arduino board with one servomotor as teasing
My favourite one. One arduino connected by USb cable to computer and one servomotor.

To use it you'll find a .dll and a .pde file inside the zip. Upload the pde to the arduino and put the .dll in the same folder as pain.exe.
It works with an Arduino board on Com port 4 and a servo ruled at the pin analog 9.
Can rewrite the program for other Com ports or other pins.
The servo will be at 90 degree during the session and will move to position 0 degree to push any switch and after 5, 10 or 20 seconds will move back to 90 degree position.


http://www.mediafire.com/?0v6kumy0tc87v58




*****     Arduino board with one servomotor as release method
Same as above. Com port 4 and pin 9 servomotor. The servo will be at 90 degree during the session and will move to position 0 degree for releasing the key.



http://www.mediafire.com/?uz52avq4r4q1d0a




*****     Combined CD Tray Opening and Sound Teasing
Both at the same time. A sound to activate teasing devices ruled by sound and the CD opening and after 5, 10 or 20 seconds closing.

http://www.mediafire.com/?3983pyj6a1dmsvp


And that's all for today 😊


  CD Tray 1 & Sound.zip (Size: 1.98 MB / Downloads: 75)
  Servomotor Exit.zip (Size: 550.43 KB / Downloads: 99)
  Servomotor.zip (Size: 1.67 MB / Downloads: 72)
  Sound 50Hz.zip (Size: 5.93 MB / Downloads: 94)
  Sound.zip (Size: 1.84 MB / Downloads: 66)
  CD Tray 2 release method.zip (Size: 368.34 KB / Downloads: 76)
  CD Tray Release method.zip (Size: 419.31 KB / Downloads: 79)
  CD 2.zip (Size: 1.11 MB / Downloads: 78)
  CD 1.zip (Size: 1.12 MB / Downloads: 78)

Self-bondage General    1 Replies

I have posted on other sites, but Ra is one referent on selfbondage scene, so here is it too:

Hello from Barcelona.

Do you use to get bored during selfbondage sessions waiting for the key?

Did you gain some extra weight last christmas and you want to fit on your latex pants asap?
(Maybe is a good moment to start the "bikini operation")

Do you have any fitness machine at home?
(Exercise bikes, eliptical bikes, steppers, etc...)

If so, here is the brand new:

(next time I'll made shorter named programs, promise)

Here is the main gui of the program:

(Notice that everything is packed in a little sized window to make the program 'Netbook Friendly')


And what does this program do?
Basically it forces you to make exercise while you are tied if you don't want to be punished.

It doens't need to be installed to work (works fine from an USB)
Works on Windows XP, Vista and 7
It has the antishutdown and the battery level checker included on the Selfbondage CD Tray Opener.

Let's see how it works:
We need to have a computer (not needed to be a laptop this time), a fitness machine and a teasing device (we will talk about this devices later)

In the main gui we have to input some variables to customize the selfbondage sessions.

• We have a Time Input, where we must enter the minutes that we want to make exercise
  

• As the Selfbondage CD Tray Openers we can activate a beep during the countdown checking that checkbox:
  

• And we can also play with random time checking this option:
  

• If you decide to play with random time you will have to input the maximum time that you want to play here:
  
  and the minimum time that you want to play here:
  
  So the computer will calculate a number of minutes between the max and the min

• You can change the time in minutes that you need to finish tying yourself before the teasing starts with this option:
  

• 
  Checking it every second the program will choose a number between 1 and 100, and if this random number is smaler than the % than you've entered on this option (only values from 1% to 25%) you'll be teased like if you haven't made the exercise ,so you have from 1% to 25% of possibilities of being punished even doing a perfect fitness session every second (only if the checkbox is activated!)
  

• As the time limit, we also have to setup the maximun number of punishes we can get during a session. This number can be changed here:
  
  So when we have been punished that number of times, the session will end

• There is also a random option for the number of teasing. It works like the random time option. You can activate the random number of teasing here:
  

• If you decide to play with random number of teasing you will have to input the maximum number of times you want to be punished here:
  
  and the minimum number of teasing that you want to play here:
  
  So the computer will calculate a number between the max and the min

• As is not the same exercise if you are using a stepper or a exercise bike, you can set the speed of the exercise that the computer is going to use during the session with that option:
  
  Pressing the "Test Exercise Speed" button you can get an idea of the speed required. The beep that sounds will be translated as punishment during the session, so choose carefully. Next versions will have diferents setups (start the session with on speed, increase it at the middle, decrease at the end... like real bodypump sessions)

• The first one opens the webcam setup:
  
  Clicking on it we will open the webcam setup window:
  
  here you can choose if you want to take pictures of your session with your webcam Pictures will be saved on the desktop on a folder created by the program. The program will take pictures every 20 seconds or everytime you get punished (I have to include this option on the CD Tray Opener 4)

• Next to the webcam button you will see the microphone button:
  
  Clicking it will open the microphone setup window:
  
  here you can choose if you want that the program listen through a microphone and teases you when you make any sound louder than the choosed one

• To check that "pain.exe" works as you want (it means, that it teases you) you can use this option:
  
  so clicking in the Test button the program will run a exe named "pain.exe" stored in the same folder that you have the Fitness Unpersonal Trainer.

• To test that exit.exe works as you want you have an option very similar to the one for the "pain.exe":
  
  

Self-Bondage Session ideas, requests and fiction    13 Replies

Hi,

I`ve been looking for a forced walk or forced standing scenario for a while now.
Have seen some, but nothing that really gets me excited.

With the forced walk, most say put the keys away somewhere, so you must walk to them.
But that`s not what i`m looking for.
I`m searching for a way, to really be forced to walk, and keep on walking.
A Threadmill isnt an option unfortunatly 😟


The second one, a forced standing, self bondage scenario.
I want to be bound, forced to stand on my high heels.
With my hands up, or tied behind my back.

Everything i do, is with leather wristcuffs.

Hope someone can help 😁

Off-topic    18 Replies

If I understood it correctly, this forum is meant to be a place with an open spirit and no restrictions to behaviour or expressions of thoughts. Furthermore, it seems, that common sense is working pretty well and while certain borders might have been scratched eventually they have never been passed. So far, I believe, that posters, no matter if logged in or as guest, adhere to the motto "safe, sane, consensual", at least, when it is about other people.

Today, I was a bit concerned by a post in the blog by "Warren Pond", claiming that he puts his daughter into a monoglove to improve her posture and for punishment. I don't believe him, but I don't like the sound of his post, especially not on a website about self-bondage and bdsm, where "punishment" and "posture" are typical keywords. Like-Ra made another comment earlier, in the same place, but that was clearly a joke. Now, imagine, Warren Pond would go on about his subject and make it a scary scenario, claiming, this was real... He didn't yet, he might not intend to, he might not even be aware of the offensive nature of his post. Just a game of thoughts to show, what could theoretically happen on this website.

Hmmm, I actually laughted about a nasty cartoon in "Mad", where parents were caught in the act by their children and then all had sex with each other, concluding, that they should come together more often. But that was clearly Mad's sledge-hammer irony. I also don't mind, if people talk about creepy self-torture or playing with excrements, although I would probably skip quite a bit of that. But as soon as reality seems to get beyond "sane, safe, consensual", I am on red alert, and I hope, that all registered users of this website are feeling alike.

And I wonder, if Warren Pond will ever explain himself a bit more.