The song “Girls in Pantyhose” by “A buddies Hollywood, Inc. Production” starring Allene Quincy with Gary Anthony Williams, Jason Currie and Gabriel Oliva answers this question from both “girls” and “boys” side.
I like this argument: “Pantyhose are almost like a condom for your leg”
See the lyrics and the coloured Hi-rez video below.
LYRICS: Girls in Pantyhose
(Chorus)
I got my friends, I got my bros
I like my girls in pantyhose
Really short skirts and open toes
I like my girls in pantyhose
Its like a mannequins legs have come alive
Here to taunt and tease me from 9 to 5
I start lookin at her calf movin up the thigh
Mid-way the color changes and I dont know why
Them legs look smooth, them legs look taught
Them legs look like something that could be bought
Every girl should own a pair cause everyone knows
Girls look better in Pantyhose
(Chorus)
A mama in control top sure looks fine
It really gets me going if I see her panty line
For a girl like that I would get down and beg
Pantyhose are almost like a condom for your leg
Now I mean no disrespect, shes not a piece of meat
But I cant help but objectify them pretty webbed feet
So no matter if its hot or if the freezing wind blows
Girls look better in pantyhose
(Chorus)
Aright Stop –
Yall need an education
Lemme make it clear
Point you in the right direction
Pantyhose are great if you would like a yeast infection
I wear them when I work
I wear them when I pray
The only time that I don’t wear them is on Saturday
I let me kitty BREATHE free as a bird
Ladies if you feel me let me hear you say word
WORD!
That’s right, nylon blows…
So girls hate wearin fuckin pantyhose!
(chorus)
She got snag in her stocking
Got a run in her hose
She got snag in her stocking
Got a run in her hose
She got snag in her stocking
Got a run in her hose
She got snag in her stocking
Got a run in her hose
(chorus)
HILARIOUS!! The black guy is soooo good.
It’s a comedy, but so true at the same time…