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You know you’re kinky when…
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This is a bit of fun which I hope will bring a smile to your face and the sharing of similar experiences… unless I am the only kinkster on this site! 😁
 
The rules are that you must use a real life experience that turns an everyday event or thing into a kinky thought. I’m not talking about the obvious sort of stuff such as seeing tights, Lycra, ships chandlers, sex shops and the like, but the less obvious things that still drive your imagination down its kinky path. You have to start the post with ‘You know you’re kinky when…’ and then complete the sentence with your example.
 
These are some of my kinky confessions to get things started.
 
You know you’re kinky when…you look at the new, and very pretty, BBC weather girl who’s right arm ends at her elbow and consider how you could tie her up when she only has one wrist. 😉
 
And
 
You know you’re kinky when… you look at the cheap screwdrivers in Lidl or Aldi and wonder which ones have the best handle that could be adapted to use as a butt-plug! ☺
 
Over to you and your own submissions
 
MJ
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#2
I this this thread closely correlates with Look around. Anything kinky? Fetishy? Erotic?
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(05 Oct 2016, 15:23 )madjack Wrote: You know you’re kinky when… you look at the cheap screwdrivers in Lidl or Aldi and wonder which ones have the best handle that could be adapted to use as a butt-plug!
Hm... always .... 😁
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Oh god where do I start...

You know you're kinky when you examine all the furniture pieces in your hotel room to see how you would best be positioned with your partner. When I walk in and see the desk with the black leather executive chair that's all I can think about.
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(05 Oct 2016, 17:26 )NoNeedToBreathe Wrote: You know you're kinky when you examine all the furniture pieces in your hotel room to see how you would best be positioned with your partner.

Oh yes! I used to rate hotels for their bondage potential (having an ice-cube dispenser always got a minimum '3 knots' rating)

MJ
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You know your kinky when you have multiple online shopping profiles to keep your gear transactions separated.... let's face it no one needs Amazon reccomending Strapons or butt plugs when you are shopping for a new home telephone or toaster.
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(05 Oct 2016, 21:23 )madjack Wrote: '3 knots' rating
I like your scaling system ;P

(05 Oct 2016, 23:42 )ltxrob Wrote: let's face it no one needs Amazon reccomending Strapons or butt plugs when you are shopping for a new home telephone or toaster.
Hm... That's what I get on eBay and Aliexpress 😁
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(05 Oct 2016, 23:42 )ltxrob Wrote: You know your kinky when you have multiple online shopping profiles to keep your gear transactions separated.... let's face it no one needs Amazon reccomending Strapons or butt plugs when you are shopping for a new home telephone or toaster.
I've noticed that when I access my Amazon account at work it doesn't show purchases I've made that are naughty. Not sure if it's Amazon doing that or my firm's security policy but I'm glad for it. Don't want my boss coming over to ask me a question and he sees I recently viewed some harness!
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(05 Oct 2016, 23:42 )ltxrob Wrote: You know your kinky when you have multiple online shopping profiles to keep your gear transactions separated.... let's face it no one needs Amazon reccomending Strapons or butt plugs when you are shopping for a new home telephone or toaster.

Yep! I've fallen foul of that one before!  ☺
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(05 Oct 2016, 21:23 )madjack Wrote:
(05 Oct 2016, 17:26 )NoNeedToBreathe Wrote: You know you're kinky when you examine all the furniture pieces in your hotel room to see how you would best be positioned with your partner.

Oh yes! I used to rate hotels for their bondage potential (having an ice-cube dispenser always got a minimum '3 knots' rating)

MJ

I always wish for hotel rooms with exposed ceiling beams or the like for suspension bondage or bedsteads with "tie in" potential ...4 and 3 knot rating respectively!
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