You know you’re kinky when…

[Like Ra]

Anything with an excruciatingly painful and potentially fatal sting

Yeah, and with 10-30m long tentacles.... Suddenly, swimming there became much less attractive - we found dozens of them on a 5km stretch, we saw swimming people on the last 6th km, where we could not find any stingy condoms.

... scary ...

Why am I reminded of Julian and Sandy? Oh, yes...

SANDY: Don't mention Malaga to Julian, he got very badly stung.
HORNE: Portuguese Man o' War ?
JULIAN: Well, I never saw him in uniform...

I doubt anyone here other than MJ will remember though 😉

Why am I reminded of Julian and Sandy? Oh, yes...

SANDY: Don't mention Malaga to Julian, he got very badly stung.
HORNE: Portuguese Man o' War ?
JULIAN: Well, I never saw him in uniform...

I doubt anyone here other than MJ will remember though 😉

Just a tiny bit before my time, but know it and have enjoyed listening to some retransmissions

HORNE: But did you manage to drag yourself up on deck?
JULIAN: Ooh, no, we dressed quite casual....

😁

MJ

To comemorate forty years of hosting an annual charity walk my local Hospice has a new theme.

This year, we want you to channel your inner Madonna or Boy George...and get creative in making your 80s'-style fancy dress costume. Think neon, lace, puffed sleeves, Lycra...

Eighties Madonna? No, no, I daren't...anyway, as keen as I am on hiking I doubt I could walk 16k in these heels

   

😉

[Like Ra]

I doubt I could walk 16k in these heels

I doubt any heels would survive 16k. Possibly wedges? Or dance shoes?

Well, they are dance shoes but they've aeady fallen apart once. 16k isn't very much of a stretch at all considering it's all quite flat.

Believe me, out here in the provinces and drinking in my local 'alternative'  pub I overheard all three of the 'Pride' committee agreeing there was no point in going ahead with plans for a parade. Because no-one would turn up.

It's a different world out here.

It’s incredibly gay friendly…, but—. I’m not gay ! Just kinky

There you go 😊 
Us straight fetishists don't fall under the LGBTQ+ umbrella.