We’ve seen the most expensive houses, the most expensive cars, the most expensive yachts, even the most expensive bras, etc. But most expensive vibrators? Status vibrators? Like status watches and status bags?

Let’s see what’s in the menu:

Lelo Inez is an elegant and luxurious pleasure object with an energetic buzz, crafted in stainless steel or 18K gold-plate. The metal, enticing and evocative against the naked skin, offers exciting prospects for users inclined to the sensual utilisation of hot or cold. Five pre-programmed stimulation modes and a virtually silent vibrator engine provide the basis for a multitude of enjoyable experiences. Her petite frame ensures discreet yet reassuring company, eager to sate daily desires. INEZ is rechargeable and a 2-hour charge provides up to 4 hours of bliss. Comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box, accessorised with charger, manual, satin pouch for stylish storage and a 1-year LELO warranty.

Materials : 18 K gold plated / stainless steel
Finish : glossy
Size : 174 X 35 X 29 mm
Weight : 225 grams
Battery : Li-lon 500 mAh 3.7 V
Charging : 2 h at 5.0 V 500 mA
User time : up to 4 hours
Stand by : up to 90 days
Frequency : 120 Hz
Max Noise Level : < 50db Interface : variable interface dial, 5 modes

No USB, no photocamera, ugly power adapter, just like Vertu. And only one year warranty (for THAT price, see below). But that’s not all. According to the website there are advantages (at least they have some sense of humour):

Body-safe materials – 18 k gold plated / stainless steel
Rechargeable li-ion battery 2 hours charge = 4 hours of bliss
Deceptively powerful – engineered for strong sensations
Charger indicator – conveys available pleasure
Intuitive interface dial – total control in lustful situations
Quiet – isolated for subdued sound levels
Luxurious – for that dressy but boring party
Five stimulation modes – from soft flutter to intense pulsation
Luscious against naked skin – serve up heated or slightly chilled
1-year lelo warranty – manufacturing quality guaranteed

And the price is ….

…. €10000 !!!

Ten thousands euros!!! (Pretty much comparable with Vertu). Yes, as I said, good sense of humour. But, of course, if you do not like gold there is a “silver” (stainless steel) version for just €5900. Bargain. (Both versions look good with latex, if it’s latex what you wear on these “boring parties”).

Lelo Yva (“clitoral vibrator”) is a cheaper version – €1600 (Did I say affordable? No, I did not).

Just a thought… Are you supposed to show these no doubts luxury item to everybody like Rolex, Birkin and Vertu? To be perfectly honest, I do understand that there are people who like these objects regardless their “statusness”. For example, I like some Vertu designs. And if I had one, I wouldn’t care if someone would notice and appreciate it, because it’s me who likes it.

Doesn’t it remind the discussion we had about women wearing fetish (say, latex, very high heels, zentai) in public? Would they wear this kind of clothes if they knew that nobody sees them? I would definitely wear. I do not starve for attention, I just like my fetishes ;-)

Where to buy:

Lelo on eBay
Lelo on ExtremeRestraints

BTW, if you have money to buy these style objects you definitely have some spare money to donate to this site ;-)