Some reasons to be a girl

Searching for some papers, I came upon a paper I got many years ago.

Some benefits of being a female.

We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling or swimming or any other sport that require aerodynamic legs.

We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.

When we buy a vibrator, it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll, it’s sad.

We can use cosmetics should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in.

[Like Ra]

We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling or swimming or any other sport that require aerodynamic legs.

No problems with that.

We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.

No problems with that.

When we buy a vibrator, it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll, it’s sad.

Not correct. Compare boys vs girls buy vibrators, and boy vs girls buy blow up dolls. You can call the former "glamorous", and the latter "sad" for both sexes. I see no difference in this case.

We can use cosmetics

OK, make-up and clothes do make a difference, yes. Agree here.

I'm not sure any of those do it for me!

I think the relative ease of access to casual hook-ups might be a factor for me: I reckon it's got to be easier to get laid as a woman than a man (form my experiences on casual meet-up sites, at least).