A Latex Universe?

Ok, here goes.

A latex man with a latex wife and two latex kids and their latex dog. They all live in a latex house, on a latex lot off a latex street in a latex town with latex buildings, latex trees, latex grass and latex bushes. Everything is latex.

With the basic latex covered, let's see what we can add to this story line.

It was a clammy and airless day in latexville, Gummy had just woken up ....

Ok, here goes.

A latex man with a latex wife and two latex kids and their latex dog. They all live in a latex house, on a latex lot off a latex street in a latex town with latex buildings, latex trees, latex grass and latex bushes. Everything is latex.

With the basic latex covered, let's see what we can add to this story line.

Latex man had taken a day off from work ("medical reasons" he said) and could not wait for his latex wife and latex kids to leave the house for the day.  Once they were gone, he planned to get out the athletic bag he had hidden in the back of the closet so he could put on his cotton boxer briefs, his beloved white cotton T-shirt and, if he was going to go over the top in his indulgence, his cotton athletic socks and sensible Reebok walking shoes.  He quivered in anticipation, heart beating quickly as he planned his next fetish session, alone (except for the dog) and uninterrupted.  He would be able to surf the intertoobs to his heart's content, searching out the latest in cotton fetishism.  Bliss was his.

Good one.
Yea, I can see that. In a latex universe, Cotton would a fetish.