Plugs, vibrators, watersport on eBay

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I remember someone asked about squirting dildos: https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_okyGC1h Canine version with a "sucker".

Riding a bicycle is not boring anymore! https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_okoeGPM

I like the idea and I've aeady put people in chastity cages or with plugs on real bikes. 
Below is my latest creation, or rather, a child's jradin toy that I was able to recover and adapt for the guests of the gîte.

   

I remember someone asked about squirting dildos: https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_okyGC1h Canine version with a "sucker".

Actually, I have 3 of these. One is just a dildo. The second was a squirting dildo, uses a syringe to make it squirt.
The third is an inflatable, Squirting dildo that was a bit of letdown.

All three have a suction cup at the base. All three have knots.

I was hoping that the inflatable model would allow the knot to be the same size as the shaft, and by working the pump would inflate the knot. But all it did was just make the shaft thicker.

[Like Ra]

I was hoping that the inflatable model would allow the knot to be the same size as the shaft, and by working the pump would inflate the knot.

That would be logical, indeed. I would add elongating of the shaft as well.

[Like Ra]

A combination of chastity sleeve, piss tube, piss bitt-plug and piss gag: https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_onNmuRF
If the silicon chastity sleeve fits tight enough, it might work on the horizontal level.

[Like Ra]

Those long silicone butt-plugs are only getting better. Now they are hollow, have a douche adapter, enema retension "knot", and they can even glow in the dark 😅 - https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_onzgzFP

This image on the left (a 4MB collection of, actually) is huge, but it gives some impression:

       

Those long silicone butt-plugs are only getting better. Now they are hollow, have a douche adapter, enema retension "knot", and they can even glow in the dark 😅 - https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_onzgzFP

This image on the left (a 4MB collection of, actually) is huge, but it gives some impression:

The link you shared doesn't seem to go to the actual product, is is a better link  105cm Super Long Anal whip Enema Dildo Hollow Anus Vaginal Cleaning Enema ButtPlug Deeper Stimulation Silicone Adult Anal Dildo - AliExpress 

Awesome idea, but I wonder how practical it would be when over 1m in length! (there is a mere 75cm option!!!)

MJ

Ever wondered what Shiva lingams are for? ;P

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🤣 There are other sizes, but the shape&form is perfect!

Was bored and looked around at Ali (why does this always happen around October/November?), scrolled through their current "Choice" offers and came across this one (looks like that promo has ended, though - there is another now, "Combo Blast" (aptly named), which has the same item for even less)

https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c43w6Q8j
https://de.aliexpress.com/item/1005008327964860.html

The form factor piqued my interest, but I didn't quite pay attention to the dimensions, because, let's be real, these things are often waaay smaller than you imagine.
I also picked the medium sized one (I think the large one was sold out anyway at the time).

It was just 7 bucks during the sale, so I prepared myself for yet another disappointing plug that would, at best, qualify as a sphincter tickler.

Well, it arrived today and whoops...

       


The images don't even quite do it justice. The insertable part is about 19 cm/7.5 inches, the widest part is 5.8 cm/2.3 inches.
The flared base is massive (13 cm/5.1 inches x 5 cm/2 inches), also has an indentation that serves as a suction cup. Soft silicone

Well, I guess I could have read the customer reviews, but, honestly, who does that ...

   
   

That'll teach me.

Literally. It will teach me how to get it inside me.
I've cancelled my plans for the weekend.