Flaccid Of The Day (FOTD)

[madjack]

This is one of those internet images you discover whilst looking for something else...

Source: http://youtu.be/Wlip8ohp6us


It is horrible but fascinating in equal parts... but 100% an FOTD for me

MJ

[madjack]

This might be controversial but....

    - dungarees and bondage... just say NO!

    - and the same goes for trousers too!

MJ

[madjack]

I've just got to post this here.

Found on eBay here whilst looking for a sexy leotard:

           

At first glance everything looks fine, in fact everything looks right for an EOTD! Sexy Asian babe, slinky leotard and tights? what could be wrong with that?

But look closer...

Gap at her waist between her tights and leotard?!
Pink knickers underneath?!!
Panel/gusset of tights clearly showing from the rear?!!!

Mr Stiffy is now Mr Floppy 😟

MJ

[Like Ra]

Mr Stiffy is now Mr Floppy 😟

Indeed, can't agree more... Disgusting...

[NoNeedToBreathe]

- and the same goes for trousers too!

MJ

Oh but this is the "classy look" 😊 Love girl pants with knee-highs / trouser socks and sexy flats / heels. However, she should be in a little more distress. Why was she not tied to the chair? Unacceptable.

[Culmor]

Just to make things absolutely clear, can I point out I 'liked' madjack's comments, not his pictures.

The clip with the nudes tangled up in bungees and springs promises to be so ghastly I can't even bring myself to watch it...

[madjack]

Another potentially controversial posting:

   

In theory (setting aside the poor quality of the image) I should like this; head mummification plus a huge ring type gag, that should all be EOTD territory, but it just isn't for me. The more I look, the less I like... 😟

MJ

[Culmor]

Here are a couple of near-misses. Neither is really a fotd since there's nothing actually off-putting about them but they're certainly huge missed opportunities.

This could have been an absolute classic had they actually put the athletic catburglar in a catsuit and heels...(think of the old 'Thompson's Directory' ads).

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Source: http://youtu.be/6iEaTL2cUZs
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This one ought to work and I'm not exactly sure why it doesn't (at least for me, your mileage may differ). Neoprene rather than rubber? Shininess of the tights too subtle? I'm not personally a great fan of over-the-knee boots either, ankle, calf, to-the-knee or crotch height boots are fine but over-knee or mid-thigh heights just make the model's legs look short, not a flattering look.

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Source: http://youtu.be/fnwDnDBA3Sk
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[Culmor]

A bit off the wall this one but I'm sure we all love Johnny Fartpants...

   

This however is just soooo wrong...

   

[madjack]

Here are a couple of near-misses. Neither is really a fotd since there's nothing actually off-putting about them but they're certainly huge missed opportunities.

This could have been an absolute classic had they actually put the athletic catburglar in a catsuit and heels...(think of the old 'Thompson's Directory' ads).

[video=youtube]

Source: http://youtu.be/6iEaTL2cUZs
[/video]

This one ought to work and I'm not exactly sure why it doesn't (at least for me, your mileage may differ). Neoprene rather than rubber? Shininess of the tights too subtle? I'm not personally a great fan of over-the-knee boots either, ankle, calf, to-the-knee or crotch height boots are fine but over-knee or mid-thigh heights just make the model's legs look short, not a flattering look.

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Source: http://youtu.be/fnwDnDBA3Sk
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I get it - both videos could, indeed should, have been much better and so instead of (for me and Culmor at least) being sexy they are a disappointment.
The cat burglar is clever but not sexy, probably by design (political correctness and all that!) whereas the girl in the leotard and boots simply tries too hard to be sexy and achieves the exact opposite - I have no problems with her clothing, just her actions.

Great finds 😁

MJ