As someone who has worked in an IT environment from before IT even became the name we used for anything running a software programme I will openly confess to being less than comfortable with PCs.
I know more about how a processor actually works that I do about the set-up of Windows.
But I am now the less than proud owner of 2 of the worlds most useless laptops!
Laptop 1 is reasonably old (around 7 years) but is running all the latest Windows software, it's battery life is slightly less than 10minutes (but that's ok as I leave it on mains power) and the on-board CMOS back-up/boot-up battery has failed (but that's also ok as I simply over-ride the screen). I could have fixed all of these for around £100 and some effort, but this little laptop has a deeper, darker side. For reasons no-one can discover and I cannot fix on occasions it simply refuses to believe the internet exists! Nothing I or others try will make it accept that there IS an internet connection - WIFI or ethernet all fail, despite the diagnostics giving me a positive connection. I'm especially vexed when it will connect to some sites, but then fails on others - the very best being trying to connect to the BBC site (most assuredly up and running) then suggesting I try 'Bing' (you know the message) before announcing there was no such location as 'Bing'
EPIC!
Laptop 1 also suffers from a huge processing delays which I've never quite got to the bottom of, sometimes taking it take hours to save anything over 100Mb or up to 5mins to open a simple jpeg file.
So, Laptop 1 was a bit flaky, not very modern and so I decided to invest in a new toy - laptop 2
Laptop 2 is a well reviewed mid-range 'Social use' device - not pricey but well spec'd. Just like laptop 1 it runs the very latest Windows software and was perfuming brilliantly until 2-3months after the warranty expired....
Laptop 2 has now got the most unpredictable graphics behaviour. It can run perfectly for weeks and then be the most obdurate machine in the world, taking dozens of attempts to produce a screen that I can login through (corrupt images, all black screen, all red screen, etc, etc.) and even then can look like the login is fine before instantly crashing when I get the desktop or else randomly crashing in the middle of something. I know it's just the graphics (programs I've been running continue uninterrupted even uploads are fine) but I'm flummoxed if it's hardware or software.
I'll try re-installing drivers, updating drivers and that seems to fix it (sometimes) but then the blasted thing falls in a heap again. I'll check all the connections, convincing myself that something 'clicked' and sure enough the screen is fine... for a time, before I'm back to square one once again!
I've been through the usual forums, trying suggestions that 'fixed it' for others, but no use (I am detecting an increasing number of people with similar problems - suspicious?).
I know I could simply hand it over to a repair shop and let them have a play, but I'd have to 'clean' things up a lot before that and even then I wonder if they'll actually be able to do anything (ok they'll do all the software stuff I did... again! and will probably charge me for a new screen - which will not be cheap!) but I am seriously wondering if it'd be worth the effort and that buying a third laptop might be an easier and almost as cheap option.
Oh, did I mention it's got the most annoying keyboard, that's almost, but not quite the same as every other QWERTY set-up I've used - I mean WTF is wrong with manufactures that makes they think it's OK for their keys ever so slightly different? Like dropping one shift key (hey who needed the right hand one? DUH! me!!!!) or in the case of my GF's laptop, when the left-hand side has whole bunch of new keys that mean I keep printing out stuff when I'm trying to type an upper case letter!
So, I've one laptop that slow and won't speak to the world and another that super-fast but won't show me anything - if only I could take the good bits from each and bastardise them into a single machine... but knowing my luck I'd end up with a plastic and silicon slab that buzzed away to itself but never ever shared a single byte of data or pixel of display with outside world!
Ahhh, it's good to get that off my chest! 😁
And typing in a weird red font, with a fetching pink tinge to the forum page has been very relaxing.... maybe I'll get used to this and see it as some kind of zen experience
Now, where's my big axe? It could be time to get into threatening the damn things and see if that has any effect!
Hi everyone, I have been looking through this forum for a while now and find it very interesting. Also, I have been practicing self-bondage for many years. I am looking for new ideas or requests on how to tie myself up. I have:
2 pairs of handcuffs, rope in different lengths, a bit gag, tape, blindfold, plug in hand massager, anal vibrator bullet, nipple clamps, cords, and more. As for clothing I do not have much so I usually do my self-bondage nude. The idea is to get as many ideas and requests as quickly as possible and then i can video the best and share with you all.
Fresh from the frustrations of my MJ-SB04/2019 session I needed more bondage and fast! I kept my clothing roughly the same, but instead of the cock cage I went for a full ‘tuck’ and added a pair of tights to hold things in place – I didn’t want to cum at this stage and reasoned that a tuck would remove both the temptation and, if that failed, the possibility!
Equipment:
x2 Tan pantyhose suit (no hood or gloves)
Control top tights
knee-highs
ball for gag
Cock butt plug
Body Control mini-dress
Stockings
5inch heels
Long Lycra gloves
Bra and silicon breast forms
Rope
Wig
The session: This was always going to be a quick, hard, session and for that reason I didn’t wear my corset (it takes a long time to get on and would make the pole tie too difficult) but I did add in my cock shaped butt plug and a large ball as a gag. I also fancied giving my orange wig an airing, something I find I’m more and more ‘into’ as part of my fetish fun these days.
- pretty as a damsel in distress?
- ankles cinched nice and tight, thighs next and then a hop over to the pole
- Ok, checking all the ropes and things are still within reach once I start binding myself to the pole
- the best of many poorly framed shots! ARRGGGGGHHH!
- a montage of images showing the ropework binding me to the pole
- everything ready, so gloves on and only my wrists to go
- wrists simply tied, but that feels so good as I struggle and test my bondage
What went well? I love upright ‘pole ties’, there is something deep inside me that thrills at being bound tightly against an immovable object and having to stand still in my high-heels. Due to the limitations of my movement when under-taking my self-bondage, I’m never able to quite get the bondage as tight or as strict as I would like – but it was great fun trying!
I was also rather pleased with the look I achieved – I kept the rope-work reasonably neat and achieved the ‘damsel in distress’ image I was looking for.
What could be improved? Ha! You may have spotted that my still camera shots only cover the early stages of my bondage – I forgot to check the viewer and didn’t realise (until I downloaded 100’s of useless images) that once I was by the pole I was mostly out of shot! I also messed up one of the video camera angles and cut off my head… DOH!
I want to re-build a bondage post that I once had, this would allow me to better position myself and include more bondage points. The challenge is to build it in such a way that it can be easily disassembled, yet be stable and safe to use (I’ve no desire to experience falling over when helplessly bound in a standing position!).
On a different day I would have loved to include an ice release (easily done, I think) and some remote stimulation – I’ve explained that I didn’t want to orgasm as part of this session, but the idea of being helplessly bound upright and then ‘forced’ to cum does have a certain appeal (the ultimate ‘knee-trembler’?)
Another session shared; I hope you are enjoying these memories as much as I am.
A long weekend of ‘home alone’ time was finally upon me and I wanted to make the most of it… which makes the fact that for the first 30hrs or so I did nothing all the more perplexing! However, I was now in the mood and decided to attempt a scenario that would leave me helplessly bound and at the same time impaled upon a dildo deep in my ass. This was a small part of a deeper self-bondage fantasy, where I would be skewered by two ‘cocks’ one in my ass and the other in my mouth, which would also form part of the bondage – with me being unable to free myself of their presence until the ice/timer/forfeit permitted it.
Equipment:
x2 Tan pantyhose suit (no hood or gloves)
knee-highs
Body Control mini-dress
Cock cage
Corset
Stockings
5inch heels
Long Lycra gloves
Head harness and collar
Leather ankle cuffs
Bra and silicon breast forms
Large dildo on pole
Rope
Rope-ratchet
Spreader bar, shackles and chains
The session: For whatever reason I wanted to try out (test fly?) a part of my fantasy in a kneeling/face down position. I suspect that this was in part due to the obviously submissive nature and vulnerability of that position. I fixed the dildo onto a wooden pole (broom handles are so useful!) which was lashed to the frame of the bed. A large leather cushion would support my body and enhance the ‘ass-up’ position I was seeking.
Dressing was slightly different from usual as, for obvious reasons, I needed to keep my ass-hole uncovered – to this end I selected two of my older pantyhose bodysuits; the first is a proper ‘open-crotch’ design and the second had the crotch torn (during self-bondage play – I was desperate!) and was now been modified to have a small opening in the appropriate place! My cock was initially encased in a knee-high and then locked into the cock-cage with straps around the base of my cock and my balls.
I added my false breasts, corset and mini-dress using some clip-on suspenders to hold up my wet-look stockings. I packed my mouth with some only knee-highs and pulled a knee-high over my head to keep everything neat.
Next came my latest toy, a head harness with collar. This was brought to replace my worn-out harness gag and is utterly amazing. It’s slightly complicated to put on by yourself and ideally I’d like a third or even fourth hand to help, but once all the straps are buckled shut, the collar locked in place and the mouth zipped shut and padlocked….. wow!
- what do you think, is it scary or erotic?
My dressing was completed with my high-heels and a pair of leather ankle cuffs, tightly strapped in place.
The position I wanted to get into was to use the spread-bar to force my legs wide apart, then insert the dildo partially inside my ass before using the rope ratchet to ‘force’ it further in, then hold it there, as I bound my gloved wrists (hopefully the pictures will help explain).
- here we go..
- you can never have too much lube!
- getting settled onto the bed
- legs locked wide apart
- trying to slide the dildo in...
- what I can't see is that my 'secure fixing' isn't!!!!
- at this point I think all is ok
- getting complicated! The idea is that I use the rope ratchet to pull the dildo deeper inside me, at the same time I'll be tied by my collar to the bed.
- gloves on, nearly there..
- ...a quick twist of rope around my wrists...
- ohhh, that feels good!
What went well? The dressing side went really well, with everything working and feeling just as I’d wished it to
You might have already guessed this, but I LOVE my new head harness! The design is almost perfectly as I would have wished it to be. It fits neatly and tightly in place and, so far, has proved impossible to remove without undoing the buckles (which can be locked in place – so thoughts of ‘enforced’ longer term wearing are already in my head)
My new video camera – this is a cheap, but good quality, ‘go-pro’ type device that produces excellent images (can you spot the red dot on the shots from above?). I’m tempted to buy another one (or more) if I can get them at a decent price.
The rope-ratchet concept worked (despite the failings of other components – see below) and I was already planning on how to re-use this in a fresh attempt.
What could be improved? My ‘securely attached’ dildo was anything but! I’m sure others will have experienced the same, but I’m amazed at how strong my sphincter muscles are, and the amount of effort required to overcome the initial resistance my ass has to being violated by anything - once I’m in the zone and enjoying being ‘ravished’ the problem seems to go away and at times I can be very ‘accommodating’ (though I still doubt I’m up to the sizes that some people seem to take with ease!). I was determined to fix that problem as soon as I could (see part 2). The position may not have helped, but there were moments when I felt things almost working and I’m not giving up on this idea.
Well, there you go - another session shared, I hope you enjoyed it.
I bought this sleepsack for something like $130 plus $40 shipping. Because the price was so low, I was expecting Chinese garbage that would fall apart near instantly but I see these listings so often I decided to go ahead and check it out. I've got a new job so I'm able to buy a few extra fun things now and then.
So, when I won the auction, the seller contacted me to find out what size I wanted. They didn't really have anything that was slim enough for me at my height so I asked for custom. They said no problem and I sent them measurements. There was no extra cost for custom. Days had gone by and I hadn't heard anything out of them or ebay so I was starting to wonder if I would even receive this item but turns out they shipped it DHL and I wasn't even notified that it had shipped until it had passed through American customs in California. It actually ended up getting to me a day earlier than I expected.
This item is not Chinese crap at all. This is Pakistani leather, and it's the first such item like this from Pakistan that I've received. I know we have discussed this before but now I know that the quality is actually quite good for the price. The picture shows a blue lining, but the item I received has a black lining. That's ok, it -is- lined and that's what matters. The leather seems to be decent quality (not spectacular) but I don't have any other leather so hard to make a comparison. Only other thing I have is actually cheap Chinese aliexpress fake leather and I'm sure most of us know how bad that can be. Also, I can sort of zip myself up in it so I also know that the size is very good for me. They actually sewed a size tag/label into the neck of it that says custom... nice touch.
If anyone is thinking about buying from one of these sellers that list these types of leather items, I say go for it. I would probably buy something else from them at some point. The seller I bought from is baronessapproved but there are several "copy-cat" leather sellers from different places selling the same gear.
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