07 Oct 2016, 11:06
(07 Oct 2016, 10:51 )steve6322 Wrote: [ -> ]Actually... the icecube dispenser reminds me of a funny (and related) story. On checking in to a decidedly low-end motel in Anchorage, AK many years ago I was directed to the next door bar/saloon for ice when I discovered the hoped for ice dispenser out of action. Wandering over with ice bucket in hand I was chatting happily to the peroxide barmaid while I downed a quick beer. We were getting along famously when suddenly her face changed from happy flirt to decidedly worried. I looked over my shoulder to see three big rednecks (pool cues in hand) standing close behind and looking a bit upset with me. "That's my girl ya playin' with there!" the one in the middle said menacingly. Linda-Lou (the barmaid... I've no idea what her name was but thought I'd make a reference to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme three steps" here) started a loud argument with him and so I made a sharp exit with my ice leaving the half drunk beer on the bar. I didn't hang around to watch what happened next but chances are they were just playing with me and they were all rolling about laughing. However, the ice was used as intended over the next hour of so to keep my escape key just out of reach while I enjoyed a nice tight hogtie and thought about Linda-Lou.(05 Oct 2016, 21:23 )madjack Wrote: [ -> ](05 Oct 2016, 17:26 )NoNeedToBreathe Wrote: [ -> ]You know you're kinky when you examine all the furniture pieces in your hotel room to see how you would best be positioned with your partner.
Oh yes! I used to rate hotels for their bondage potential (having an ice-cube dispenser always got a minimum '3 knots' rating)
MJ
I always wish for hotel rooms with exposed ceiling beams or the like for suspension bondage or bedsteads with "tie in" potential ...4 and 3 knot rating respectively!