You know you're kinky when a perfectly innocent image of a TV presenter (Great British Bake Off if you want to know) makes you instantly think 'why is she wearing a ball-gag around her neck?'
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MJ
Maybe somebody didn't tighten the straps?
you know you're kinky when you go groping in the sheets for the butt plug mid activity, and can't find it cause it's stuck to your forehead via its suction cup
(04 Dec 2017, 07:25 )lugnuts Wrote: [ -> ]can't find it cause it's stuck to your forehead via its suction cup
... rather deeply in your throat ... 😋
You know your kinky when....
When you put on your pants and you want tighten your belt just one more notch.
Or, after you tighten your belt, you reach for the lock.
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My first thought - this shiny thin transparent blue plastic tube should be perfect for mummification ;P
When you go out for for your work Christmas meal and spend most of the evening wondering where your colleague found those high-heeled sparkly purple ankle boots that are the very thing you need to complete your rubber Batgirl crossplay?
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A Holiday gift that was sent to a client for one of their shippers.
I can't help but think of a more fun way of transportation 😊