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(21 Oct 2017, 07:55 )culmor Wrote: [ -> ]Anyone know who the artist is?

The style looks familiar...

(17 Oct 2017, 21:54 )culmor Wrote: [ -> ]Holy lycra'd larceny! A spate of dance-wear shops being looted by a leotarded low-life? Definitely a case for Batgirl!

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In another article it's claimed this is the fifth or sixth local dancewear shop to be robbed in a month.

I used to have a wonderful fantasy as a teenager of being bound and gagged struggling in a huge pile of dance wear... Yes, I was a very disturbed child 😊

I stumbled across a TV show called 'My Strange Addiction' which started with a warning:

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The particular episode featured a guy 'addicted to being Madonna'.

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I mean, what's strange about that?

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Fairly obviously, I did 'chop the last one 😉

(21 Oct 2017, 23:10 )bondagetom1 Wrote: [ -> ]I used to have a wonderful fantasy as a teenager of being bound and gagged struggling in a huge pile of dance wear... Yes, I was a very disturbed child 😊

Sounds very familiar 😋 I had the same fantasy when I was a kid.

(22 Oct 2017, 13:38 )culmor Wrote: [ -> ]   

(22 Oct 2017, 13:38 )culmor Wrote: [ -> ]Fairly obviously, I did 'chop the last one

Arrgh... I was just about to ask... 😁

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I don't suppose anyone here (other than Madjack?) will remember Lynda Bellingham of OXO-family fame but I chanced across this retro (early 1980s?) pic of her today. OK. her bare legs are a bit of a fashion faux pas but they're more than offset by those magnificent pokies under an absolutely classic leotard 😊

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I'd love to have demonstrated my stock-cube crumbling technique to her (although I suspect someone aeady had!)

(27 Oct 2017, 07:08 )culmor Wrote: [ -> ]I don't suppose anyone here (other than Madjack?) will remember Lynda Bellingham of OXO-family fame

Of course 😁

She was, in my mind, the perfect 'Yummy Mummy' what you might call a proto-MILF, and always there was that little hint that she could be naughty too.

MJ

Thanks MJ, good to know I'm not alone 😉 
Do you remember that phase you go through as a kid where you are hot for your best mate's mum...Lynda was the embodiment of that. A proto-MILF indeed.

Quote: ...always there was that little hint that she could be naughty too.

Oh, come on! Her flirtacious little half-smile in the ads always said 'I bang like a privy door when the plague's in town' (to quote Edmund Blackadder). Even Nigella could learn a thing or two from her...

Re 'Yummy Mummies' .
I spotted a potential one  dropping her kid off at a local school recently. As she bent over I thought 'Oooh, retro nylons' but as I came closer I realised her 'lacy stocking-tops' were tattoos.
Bucket of cold water time: 'Hot' to 'Not' in a millisecond.
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