Strange but exciting dildos

So it just happened that I was browsing around on the internet and I came across this site:

Bad Dragon

...and this especially little spurt

    - oh my! 😁

So many thoughts in my head right now - 'How BIG!' How much?' 'How do I get one?!' and 'Which one would I love to own?'

They aren't all cheap, but they are very customisable - you can choose size, colour, firmness(?!) and some will also allow you to add a 'cum tube' (fun or what!?) and so on.

Their 'cum lube' also sounds pretty amazing too!

Tempting - if only I had the money...

MJ

[Like Ra]

My choice would be Razor The Doberman (http://assets.bad-dragon.com/images/prod...2_full.jpg ) for possible deep-throating. A bit cheaper than Ellypse dildos but still very expensive. And I doubt that the mid-sized knot will go past my teeth (the small one is too short).

I stumbled across this when searching the net today 

        - all very interesting and exciting, but a bit too expensive for me at this time

MJ

[Like Ra]

Looks like it's hollow. Enema plug?

Looks like it's hollow. Enema plug?

Yes - looks like fun!

i always wanted to try one of these from the first time i saw them:
https://www.primalhardwere.com/category/ovipositors

but i don't want to order from overseas... i'm still hoping to find a shop inside EU selling them...

Expensive but interesting. I wonder are the small eggs small enoughe to impregnent you as a real Alien will do, through your mouth ? Is that gelatine safe for stomach and intestins ?
I'm not familiar with imperial mesures, but I don't think I've found a small diameter "impregnent tool" to be suitable for mouth usage ?

Expensive but interesting. I wonder are the small eggs small enoughe to impregnent you as a real Alien will do, through your mouth ? Is that gelatine safe for stomach and intestins ?
I'm not familiar with imperial mesures, but I don't think I've found a small diameter "impregnent tool" to be suitable for mouth usage ?

The gelatine is food grade, so although a larger 'dose' that usual it should not be a problem internally... not convinced about the safety of oral consumption though! Real risk of blocking your airway and that's a big 'no-no' in my book.

MJ

Interesting plug available from Uberkinky...

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InchVwAQQQk

[Like Ra]

It's going into the correct direction of AI dildos 😋