Another Amazon (DE) shipment came in today.
https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B082Y9TFF9
For reference, I ordered them in XXL, which they omitted the sizing information for in the product details.
My legs (from ankle to hip) are 93 cm-ish, my hip where the seam of the pants sit is 112 cm.
But for EUR 7,99, I figured eeeh, it's worth a shot (if you're horny enough. Pro-tip: never shop when horny).
After unpacking, at first I was: "Oh, those are
never going to fit."
But let me tell you, they stretch like the finalists in the "who can take the biggest butt plug" world championship.
They are
tight, I assure you, but they fit nice and oh so snug.
I even dared to sit down with them, and they held without a whimper. They very well may tear sooner or later, but again, for less than EUR 8,00, each they have, so far, exceeded my expectations.
They are somewhat squeaky and
almost feel latex-y, which is a plus in my book.
And they have a slightly fishy smell, which I hope will air/wash out.
(Why does MyBB add additional line breaks after previewing/posting?)