worrying day of delivery..

Most embarrassing deliveries?

1. 14-foot bullwhip for my Pfeiffer Catwoman costume, sent in a thin plastic bag and delivered to the local corner-shop/sub-post office.

Let me guess: you did not give them 5 stars.

A few years ago I bought some women's swimsuits online from a sportswear store and they deliver it in the store.
The shop assistant opened the bag. He wanted me to see if these were the right items.

[Like Ra]

He wanted me to see if these were the right items.

"Wait a sec. Let me put them on to make sure that the size is right..."

The right size is too small.

[Like Ra]

The right size is too small.

You are not talking about the beautiful pink shoes, are you? 😋

Shoes are the exception.

Rules should be a guide, not a jailer.

Well today was my lucky day... postman delivered early..  i was dressed rest of the family was not...
There was not just one parcel but 4... 2 for me and 2 for my wife..
Has the parcels around, open my safe one that contained shoes for my son and cycle shorts for me... casually forget about the Chinese one while slipping it quickly into a hiding hole for later inspection while retrieving a recently purchased but jot yet worn cycling jersey... so if anyone asks that's what was in the 2nd parcel!!!

[Like Ra]

Shoes are the exception.

Tights? 😉

Yes, I mean right size

Well to top all the stress of it arriving while the full family is around...

Its a bit neat on the fit....
Got up early this morning and thought id give it a quick try on while everyone was asleep...

Its a bit short on the body.. I have a long upper body so lets just say this "divides and Conquers" 😟