(20 Apr 2022, 19:05 )Culmor Wrote: Anything with an excruciatingly painful and potentially fatal stingYeah, and with 10-30m long tentacles.... Suddenly, swimming there became much less attractive - we found dozens of them on a 5km stretch, we saw swimming people on the last 6th km, where we could not find any stingy condoms. ... scary ... 
Why am I reminded of Julian and Sandy? Oh, yes...
SANDY: Don't mention Malaga to Julian, he got very badly stung. HORNE: Portuguese Man o' War ? JULIAN: Well, I never saw him in uniform... I doubt anyone here other than MJ will remember though 😉 
(20 Apr 2022, 19:48 )Culmor Wrote: Why am I reminded of Julian and Sandy? Oh, yes... Just a tiny bit before my time, but know it and have enjoyed listening to some retransmissions HORNE: But did you manage to drag yourself up on deck? JULIAN: Ooh, no, we dressed quite casual.... 😁 MJ
To comemorate forty years of hosting an annual charity walk my local Hospice has a new theme.
(This post was last modified: 08 May 2022, 18:42 by Culmor.)
Quote:This year, we want you to channel your inner Madonna or Boy George...and get creative in making your 80s'-style fancy dress costume. Think neon, lace, puffed sleeves, Lycra... Eighties Madonna? No, no, I daren't...anyway, as keen as I am on hiking I doubt I could walk 16k in these heels 
😉
Well, they are dance shoes but they've already fallen apart once. 16k isn't very much of a stretch at all considering it's all quite flat.
(This post was last modified: 09 May 2022, 20:59 by Culmor.)
Believe me, out here in the provinces and drinking in my local 'alternative' pub I overheard all three of the 'Pride' committee agreeing there was no point in going ahead with plans for a parade. Because no-one would turn up.
(This post was last modified: 15 May 2022, 22:19 by Like Ra.)
It's a different world out here.
Quote:It’s incredibly gay friendly…, but—. I’m not gay ! Just kinky There you go 😊 Us straight fetishists don't fall under the LGBTQ+ umbrella. |
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