Machine for legs nylonization

But you must shave before you use the spray.

But you must shave before you use the spray.

I didn't think about that, I guess the spray could be a good waxing alternative then. Or in my fantasy world, nylons and waxing at the same time... hmm.

Or some kind of magic spray that turns your hair into nice and silky stockings...no? Okay I'm tired, I'll go to bed now.

Sweet dreams sweetheart.

Nylegs, hose-on-me, Santa's stockings, mesh-me, silky-inator.

Meshine.
Now I just need to make up a good pitch for Dragon's Den or whatever it is called in your domestic TV market.

Pantyhoser, hose-me-up, nylonator.

The Aszmotron?

Aszmo - Hobbyist, Digital Artist | DeviantArt

I just found these amazing vending machines, they are as close as it can get to the original Nylon-me-nyzer idea in the real life lol.

               

Sardax has his own ideas about stocking vending (and disposal) machines.