Strange, unexpected, outrageous or plainly weird items on Aliexpress or eBay

[Like Ra]

'Car anti-theft nails'?
Those are caltrops,

Ninjas use such things in films.

Jade bangle? € 200.204,80 + VAT?

It's the Black Lotus, just ignore them.

[Like Ra]

It's the Black Lotus

In what sense? "Snake oil"?

It's the Black Lotus

In what sense? "Snake oil"?

In the 'criminal gang' sense. 'Nuff said.

[Like Ra]

Ah, OK. As the term is quite overloaded:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Lotus

[Like Ra]

Every picture and every phrase is a WTF moment: Enema Coffee

                           

Every picture and every phrase is a WTF moment: Enema Coffee

A coffee enema is an old time liver cleanser. It has to be the right concentration, done right, and the right organic coffee (hence the ad), but outside the fetish aspect of an enema, it can be very healthful.

https://gerson.org/coffee-enema-8-things...d-to-know/

Now don't get me started on colon hydrotherapy, it's a shitty topic...

[Like Ra]

A coffee enema is an old time liver cleanser.

I totally understand the concept of enemas and "flavoured enemas". It's mentioning the colour, flavour, smell and freshness what makes it ... mmm... funny ...

[Like Ra]

What is the reason/point in the completely open back in a neoprene swimsuit with long sleeves? WTF?

           

A coffee enema is an old time liver cleanser.

I totally understand the concept of enemas and "flavoured enemas". It's mentioning the colour, flavour, smell and freshness what makes it ... mmm... funny ...

Good point, I hadn't gotten that far with this crazy ad...