Strange, unexpected, outrageous or plainly weird items on Aliexpress or eBay

[Like Ra]

the crows feet were put together in a mat and were carefully cleared after.

Exactly. And these are positined as "anti-theft tools for your own garage". Sure, yes, of course ...

the crows feet were put together in a mat and were carefully cleared after.

Exactly. And these are positined as "anti-theft tools for your own garage". Sure, yes, of course ...

Right. You put them in front of your own tyres and then you forget to tell your wife.....
Or one of the kids in the neighbourhood is so funny to take it and put it in front of another car in the street.

[Like Ra]

Drone Control Station
   

Ground Control Station

   

I could not find any matching drones or missiles on Ali so far.

[Like Ra]

Right. You put them in front of your own tyres and then you forget to tell your wife.....
Or one of the kids in the neighbourhood is so funny to take it and put it in front of another car in the street.

Or someone accidentally stepped on them.

[Like Ra]

I could not find any matching drones or missiles on Ali so far.

Found only this MAZ-547 missile launcher  - Lego compatible(!) The price tag is quite outrageos.

[Like Ra]

   

Drone Control Station
Ground Control Station

And here's a matching drone with 150kg payload

For €1,000,000 you can deliver 150kg of ☢☣💣💩 ... scary ... (obviously, it was a "negative reframing")

[Like Ra]

Jade bangle? € 200.204,80 + VAT? On Ali? And no cert? And the description is about pearls? Sure! Give me 5! I like jade!

   

[Like Ra]

Now something really useful - https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_AdiGMo I did not know you can buy such machinery or production lines on Ali. Just a couple of clicks. Free delivery! Cool!

'Car anti-theft nails'?
Those are caltrops, they're documented as used as an anti-cavalry measure in the Battle of Carrhae (53 BC).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caltrop

[Like Ra]

Another WTFOTD: https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_9x0QQy

- The model is clearly a girl
- The description says, that these panties are for girls
- The "form factor" of the panties assumes a "penis inside"
- The model is wearing a male groin protector