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Pearly garbage people put on cakes. - Lancer - 11 Apr 2021

Ate a cake today and nearly instantly regretted it after the first bite. The cake on the inside was entirely filled with small extremely hard white pearls. I thought someone stuffed literal glass into the cake until a few of the pearls cracked open. Holy **** I cannot describe how metallic it tasted, it tasted like eating pure rust or finding a bottle of iron supplements and making a milkshake out of the whole bottle. 

And the worst thing was watching everyone else eat it as if it was totally normal for a sponge cake to have more pearls in it then cake and cream combined.


RE: Pearly garbage people put on cakes. - essanym - 11 Apr 2021

(11 Apr 2021, 05:40 )Lancer Wrote: Ate a cake today and nearly instantly regretted it after the first bite. The cake on the inside was entirely filled with small extremely hard white pearls. I thought someone stuffed literal glass into the cake until a few of the pearls cracked open. Holy **** I cannot describe how metallic it tasted, it tasted like eating pure rust or finding a bottle of iron supplements and making a milkshake out of the whole bottle.

And the worst thing was watching everyone else eat it as if it was totally normal for a sponge cake to have more pearls in it then cake and cream combined.

These? https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002N7ST6U/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=lrllc-20&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B002N7ST6U&linkId=b6f4bdb0326e6ee594b9246e915e5c82


RE: Pearly garbage people put on cakes. - Lancer - 12 Apr 2021

(11 Apr 2021, 08:33 )essanym Wrote:
(11 Apr 2021, 05:40 )Lancer Wrote: Ate a cake today and nearly instantly regretted it after the first bite. The cake on the inside was entirely filled with small extremely hard white pearls. I thought someone stuffed literal glass into the cake until a few of the pearls cracked open. Holy **** I cannot describe how metallic it tasted, it tasted like eating pure rust or finding a bottle of iron supplements and making a milkshake out of the whole bottle.

And the worst thing was watching everyone else eat it as if it was totally normal for a sponge cake to have more pearls in it then cake and cream combined.

These? https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002N7ST6U/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=lrllc-20&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B002N7ST6U&linkId=b6f4bdb0326e6ee594b9246e915e5c82

Yup