Insertables are fun. I mean dildos, butt-plugs or similar objects you can insert in your available orifices to get some pleasure. The algorithm is simple:
- pick a suitable object
- insert it in a suitable hole
- enjoy
- pull it out
- repeat 2…4 as fast or as slow as you want, until the fun is over
But sometimes this simple procedure fails. If it fails at step 1 or 2, there is nothing serious to worry about. But what if it’s step 4?
“Houston, we have a problem.”