Butt-plugs on eBay. Part V. Purple and inflatable.

What: 7 speed inflatable purple prostate massager. (length: 10-11cm, width: 2.6-4cm, battery: LR1 x 2 (included).

Where: the item, the shop

Why: Hm… Dunno… Looks funny, purple, transparent, inflatable and vibrates. In my opinion – no practical reason at all (see Bad Boy prostate massager vibrator review). Just for the look and the manual 😀

See 5 pictures below.

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The most expensive vibrators in the world. Lelo Inez and Yva

We’ve seen the most expensive houses, the most expensive cars, the most expensive yachts, even the most expensive bras, etc. But most expensive vibrators? Status vibrators? Like status watches and status bags?

Let’s see what’s in the menu:

Lelo Inez is an elegant and luxurious pleasure object with an energetic buzz, crafted in stainless steel or 18K gold-plate. Continue reading “The most expensive vibrators in the world. Lelo Inez and Yva”

Self-bondage art. Part XIII. Self-bondage techniques and ideas.

See more self-bondage art.
Updated on Jan 30, 2011 @ 14:49: Added translation (click on the images). Many thanks to Green!

Posted on Jan 29, 2011 @ 01:39:
This short manga-story called “Self-bondage in the toilet” (便所自縛) drawn by 油炸豬大腸 gives some food for imagination and discussion. And definitely gives some self-bondage ideas to think about.

But first of all (despite it’s quite clear what’s going on on the images), could anybody please translate? (Yes, the Japanese language is in my “to learn” list, but not for this year 😉

Let’s go step by step.
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Very close to my ideal self-bondage session

bondage in latex zentai single-glove high heelsUpdated on Jan 22, 2011 @ 02:22: Added another version of this drawing.

Posted on Jan 17, 2011 @14:24:
It’s always nice to find another person who’s got similar fetish and bondage interests and thinks alike. I’ve just found this drawing on one of the image boards, so I’ve no ideas who the author is or where it’s taken from.

If you followed my self-bondage adventures you may notice that this is basically what I’m trying to do with some additions (or missing elements).

Let’s go item by item:

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Dildos, plugs, vibrators, bottles, what else? X-ray photos of foreign objects in rectum

Insertables are fun. I mean dildos, butt-plugs or similar objects you can insert in your available orifices to get some pleasure. The algorithm is simple:

  1. pick a suitable object
  2. insert it in a suitable hole
  3. enjoy
  4. pull it out
  5. repeat 2…4 as fast or as slow as you want, until the fun is over

But sometimes this simple procedure fails. If it fails at step 1 or 2, there is nothing serious to worry about. But what if it’s step 4?

“Houston, we have a problem.”

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Vibrators everywhere

Apparently, nowadays there is no excuse not to have a vibrator. At home, in your car, in the office, in your purse, in your mobile phone, connected to your player, everywhere. If you do not have a place to hide it, or you do not want it to be seen accidentally, a vibrator can be built-in virtually anything.

For example, in a shaver (a shaver is supposed to emit specific noise, so nobody at home will notice anything, when you are playing in the bathroom), or in a pen (found this vibrator on eBay, in this eBay shop, selling computer parts)

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Naughty company Christmas gifts

Company Christmas gifts is a good tradition in some companies. What can be usually found in such Christmas bags and boxes? Something dirty cheap and absolutely useless. (I would be happy to be proved wrong!) I remember only one useful thing I received as a Christmas gift from my company – a small travel bag I still use as a storage bag for naughty stuff (enema related tools).

Robert Moerman, the owner of a Dutch company Polyvision (cold foam manufacturer) came up with a brilliant idea – Christmas gifts should be associated with pleasure and cheery mood and Continue reading “Naughty company Christmas gifts”

Spice it up, slow down or know your orgasm curve

vibrator passion pantsLong ago I began to collect various methods on how to spice up your daily life to make your daily chores less boring (see also this forum thread). Using vibrators is one of the most obvious methods. While you are cleaning your room, washing dishes, tidying plants, mowing grass or buying food in your local supermarket the small electronic beasts buzzzzz pleasure waves across your body.

Technical stuff first. How to keep vibrators in place? I see no problems with vaginal or anal stimulators. Just plug them in and turn them on. Tight shorts, pants, swimsuit, pantyhose would help. Keeping cock rings and penis sleeves in place is tricky. I would suggest latex pants with penis sheath. Put them on, then Continue reading “Spice it up, slow down or know your orgasm curve”