Plain brown paper

Dildo in a plain brown paperI was pretty sure that I posted this picture, but I searched my whole blog and found nothing. Then I looked in my “local image repository”. Nothing… Unbelievable… Thanks to Google’s AI (that understands what you mean, and not what you type in the search field) I found it on the Internet. Even in two variants 😀

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Children and fetishes. Or don’t let this happen to you. Or “Do you know…”

dildo-nose-01The proper title should, probably, sound as “Children and YOUR fetishes” 😉

Just a warning. Are you sure that your kids do not know where your toybox is and what you keep in it? Do you actually know, what your children know?

See more pictures below and these related forum threads:

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Demotivators of the day. Homophobia: The Fear That…

homophobia-01“Homophobia – the fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women”

This picture made my day. We definitely need more of them for every stupid social phenomenon. YEs, I know that the image does not cover all cases, but it’s a good beginning.

Source: Cheezburger

Interesting gags on eBay. Chastity gag

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Yes! Finally! Someone has admitted that sex can be enjoyed not only genitally, but also using other natural cavities, for example, orally. What means that this “area” must be chastised as well.

Hence this simple device, called “chastity gag“. For both males and females (sounds logical, doesn’t it?)

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What is squeaking there in the corner? “Durex” condom commercial (also with bloopers)

Kids, smartphones and Internet is a dangerous mix 😉 This is what my son showed me yesterday.

A funny kamasutrish (kamasutrean? kamasutral? kamasutristic? ) commercial by Süperfad team. Get yourself a pack of condoms and be creative. He-he… 😀

Official video:

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Family, Kids and fetish moments. Bondage

Our dialogue from yesterday:

Me (meaning another language): How do you pronounce “bandage”?
Daughter (big eyes): ??????
Me: With “a” not with “o”, you pervert!
Daughter (doubles over in hysterical laughter): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Hey, nothing funny! I meant “knee bandage”!
Daughter (catching breath): Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!! I thought you should know how to pronounce “bondage”!

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