Bondage art, bondage humour, Bondage dreams or
Sometimes you just need to talk
Very philosophical pictures. Indeed, who knows, probably your partner, your colleague, your friend, your neighbour secretly desires something you stopped even dreaming about?
Or a little bit different? Two jokes have been posted to 3xl blog article:
A couple meet in a bar, and over a few drinks discover a mutual interest in kinky sex. So eventually they retire to her place.
She excuses herself to go change into something a little more…different. She comes back out twenty-five minutes later wearing thigh-high boots, an hour glass corset, opera gloves, and an executioners hood, cracks a bull whip and says “On your knees, slave.”
He, sitting naked on the couch, smoking a cigarette, looks up and asks “What are you going on about?”
She replies “I thought we were going to have kinky sex.”
He exhales smoke and says “Well, I already shat in your purse and fucked your dog. What else is there?”
A man and a lady in the bar:.
The man stands up, come to the lady’s table and asks:
Guy:”Madam, are you into kinky sex?”
Girl:”No! What are you talking about? That I’m some kind of a freak?”
After a short pause she asks him:
Girl:”And you, are you into kinky sex?”
Guy:”No! Thank God, no! I’m not a pervert!” and he comes back to his table.
“What a pity… ” sighed both of them.
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